I have another journal under "renkinjutsushi", so of course I have FMA-style blatherings in the bio. Well, a few days ago I recieved this gem in an e-mail:
"Wow, you're a nationally certified alchemist? i didn't even know they certified alchemists! where did you get that done?"
I sincerely HOPE they were joking. *headdesk x 1000*