FANDOM: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes x Scary Fangirl named Amanda
Title: Spare Us
Word Count: 269
Sorry if I got your personality wrong. It's a constant worry of mine. ^^;;
Warning: A slight spoiler to episode 25.
When she first saw him, she screamed.
That scream was what drew both his and his friend’s attention to her.
“Ohmigod! Hughes!” she squealed, running up to him and hugging him.
“Do I know yo–“ Hughes started.
“I knew you weren’t dead!” she continued, making Hughes look at his friend, who then motioned that she must be crazy.
“Who are you?” Hughes managed to ask.
“My name is Amanda,” Amanda announced.
“Pleased to meet you, Amanda,” Hughes said, offering his hand out to her.
She ignored it, and plowed on. “Will you go out with me?”
“What?!” Both Hughes and his friend looked shocked, but soon enough it looked like it took everything his friend had to keep the laughter in.
“But... I’m married,” Hughes said, flashing his wedding ring.
“You didn’t answer my question. Do you understand me or not? I want either ‘yes’ or ‘no’. Nothing else.”
“Well, yeah, I understand but...”
His friend grabbed him by the arm and started pulling him away. “We’ll just be a moment,” he said, flashing his most charming smile.
“Just say ‘no’,” he said when they got out of earshot.
“But Roy, she’s scary,” Hughes said.
“You’re right. She probably is crazy.”
“I didn’t say that much...” but Roy ignored him.
“Say ‘yes’ or she’ll probably kill us all.”
“But, I could never do that to Gracia.”
Roy thought for a moment. “You’re right. You couldn’t.”
Hughes looked at Roy suspiciously as he walked away. “What are you going to do?”
Roy smiled charmingly as he once again stood in front of Amanda.
“He said he’ll do it.”
X-posted in my personal journal and fm_alchemist.