Note-second lj-cut is actually a link.
The first, a Friends Only banner:
If you want it, comment. Do not credit me, though.
The second, a fic. In my defence, this was inspired by far too many hours of inspipid women's magazines with those bloody painful agony aunt pages; "Dear Auntie, I eat cigerettes. Is this wrong?" etc. No idea where the name Samantha cropped up.
( Dear Dr. Samantha )