Log in

No account? Create an account
11 August 2004 @ 03:10 pm
Peanut Butter and Jelly Time  
Written for wiccat in my request a drabble post. Still taking requests.

Yes, that's the very same wiccat who asked me to write Seme!Ed X Envy and Armstrong X Havoc

**Rolls over and dies** Look at what you did! You killed me! Killed me dead!

Urg... XP

FANDOM: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Gluttony X Hughes
Title: Peanut Butter and Jelly Time
Word Count: 339
Rating: PG.

First off, this is written assuming Hughes is around 30, and that the series takes place in 1915. Which means Hughes is around 10 in the drabble.

This is using anime Sins, which means that Gluttony is over 100 in this. Much thanks to dana_fields, chrononuriko, shinraisei and saya_aensland who helped me with information regarding this fic.

Not one of my best fics. But who can really blame me?

It was summer in the year 1895 when Maes met him for the first and last time.

He had been preparing to go outside and have a picnic with his friend Roy. The two of them were going to be in the army someday. They promised each other that, but for now they could just sit back and have fun. Maes was bringing the food, and today he was bringing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

He was walking towards park, when a round person wearing a tight, black suit ran up to the picnic basket and grabbed all the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from it. Then, the person stuffed them all in his mouth at once.

“Yum! These are good!” he exclaimed after swallowing them.

Maes stared in wonder at the man and groped around in his basket for some more food. “I’ve got pudding, too, if you want some,” he said, offering the chocolate pudding out to him.

The person stuffed it in his mouth, too.

“My name is Maes Hughes,” Maes told him. “What’s yours?”

“I’m Gluttony!” Gluttony exclaimed, smiling. “And I choose you!”

Maes blinked, and pointed at himself. “You chose me? For what?”

Gluttony didn’t answer, and instead tackled the young boy. He hugged him tightly and planted a kiss on his lips. Maes gagged.

“Good-bye, Maes Hughes!” Gluttony exclaimed, taking off.

Hughes stared at his retreating form, before heading towards the park where he was to meet Roy.

“What do you mean that all of our food was stolen by a fat guy in tights named Gluttony?” Roy asked.

“Exactly what I said, Roy.”

“Out of all the lies you’ve ever told me, that is the most unbelievable!”

“I’ve never lied to you, Roy. You’re the one who lies,” Hughes pointed out.

“Silence!” Roy bellowed, and snapped his fingers.

Hughes cowered, but opened one eye when nothing happened. Roy snapped his fingers again, and a small flame appeared at the end of his fingers, before going out.

Hughes snickered, and Roy glared.


X-posted in hagaren, fm_alchemist and my personal journal.
Current Mood: depressedDead. DEAD I TELL YE DEAD!
Ve: crucifymylove - dogs and angelsdana_fields on August 11th, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC)
This was sooooooooo cute! <3 Gluttony!
Poison Envy: I'm the bombwinter_ruins on August 11th, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
=3 I'm glad someone thought so. ^^
holly_san on August 11th, 2004 02:52 pm (UTC)
That was totally awesome! XD Gluttony x ANYONE is totally OTP. <3
Poison Envy: Delightfully Eccentric [by mrben]winter_ruins on August 11th, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you. ^^
a fangirl: you suck (treesock)treesock on August 11th, 2004 02:52 pm (UTC)
I CHOOSE YOU@#$)(780u5jt
Poison Envy: Delightfully Eccentric [by mrben]winter_ruins on August 11th, 2004 02:58 pm (UTC)
Strangly enough, that was the requested dialog that I had to put in...
a fangirl: o shi (lexkixass)treesock on August 11th, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC)
I requested something even worse for your drabble challenge. You can shoot me now. Seriously. XD
Justine Ysabel Perez: Hughes - I are eat youjoruri on August 11th, 2004 04:01 pm (UTC)
Much yayz! XDDD Awesome stuffs. X3 <33333
Poison Envy: Frightenwinter_ruins on August 11th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
ARG!! ICON!! **Cowers** XDDD
i am a jedi, like my father before me: twistertatooine on August 11th, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC)
Wow. Just wow. XD
Poison Envy: Sexy [by hork13bajir5]winter_ruins on August 11th, 2004 06:01 pm (UTC)
=3 Yay ^^;;
Aristidearistide on August 12th, 2004 09:04 am (UTC)
I think you just broke my brain, but in an absolutely wonderful way. :3