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11 August 2004 @ 03:41 am
Armstrong fic drabbles  
As though the last one wasn't enough...


So, I have provided him with plenty of love. Feel free to add your own! I'm sure there are LOTS of fandoms I haven't even thought of.

Armstrong in... Harry Potter!

"There are an awful lot of new students around this semester," Harry remarked, looking around the classroom. In the front row of the classroom, a blond first-year he had never seen before Christmas slouched in his chair, and yawned hugely.

"Didn't you hear?" Hermione leaned forward so she could talk to him across Ron. "There was some kind of disaster at one of the schools in Germany, so a bunch of the students and teachers are attending the other witching schools until it can be rebuilt."

"Well, I think it sucks!" Ron grumbled. "These little snots haven't got any idea how things run at Hogwarts."

"That's none of our business, Ron," Hermione said in her familiar bossy tone.

"What is our business is the question of who is going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts this year," Harry interrupted. "Nobody knows?"

"We'll find out in just a few minutes, Harry," Hermione said. "DADA is first on our schedule today."

"AH! THE ATMOSPHERE OF LEARNING!" boomed out an unfamiliar voice.

As the students sat stunned, a huge man came striding in through the classroom door, his head barely clearing the frame.

"He's as big as Hagrid," a stunned Hermione whispered.

"Bigger," Ron gulped.

The giant didn't seem to notice as he paced to the front of the classroom, then struck an inspirational pose towards them. His black robes bulged around his arms and shoulders, and a single blond curl escaped from under his pointed hat. He also seemed to be surrounded by purple sparkles.

"Is that the Fairy Florescence charm?" Hermione could be heard to mutter.

"Young people!" the giant boomed. "You should consider yourselves lucky that you can take place in this glorious institution of learning, in this place, at this time, at the most critical juncture in history! There can be no greater opportunity than this chance to test yourself! To hone your skills! To learn the ways of the world and of wizarding! To shape yourselves into the beautiful and responsible adult wizards that I know you will someday become! Ahh, to be young again! Young ladies, young gentlemen, I am Alex Louis Armstrong, and I will help you on your way to destiny!"

"Yes, thank you, Major, very moving," the blond first-year at the front of the class said wearily. "Now, if you will kindly sit down, so I can start the class?"

Armstrong in... Inu-Yasha!

"Give it up, Baldy!" Inu-Yasha yelled, as he pulled the Tetsusaiga from his sheath, with a flash as the blade transformed. "I've eaten tougher demons than you for breakfast and then gone back to lunch."

"Just hand over the shard, and we won't hurt you!" Kagome yelled over the clamor, clinging to her bike.

"Hmph!" Armstrong's muscles swelled with anticipation as he drew in a breath for battle, his shirt bursting into scraps as his muscles popped out from beneath. "With this fragment of the Shikon Jewel amplifying my power, I will show you... the technique that still gives Ishvar children nightmares into their adult years!"

Armstrong in... Lord of the Rings!

"Hmmm... and what do we have here?" Ponderously, the great Ent bent his head towards the two hobbits, one perched in each hand, who were staring in great awe at his inhumanly impressive bark-covered muscles. "Little orcs, I suppose?"

"Please, sir, we're not orcs, we're hobbits," Merry was quick to point out. "I'm Merry, and this is Pippin."

"Hobbits, hmm?" Armstrong furrowed his brow in thought. "I've never heard of hobbits before, but you do look a little small and cute to be orcs, so I suppose I can give you the benefit of the doubt and not rush to conclusions, hoom. My name is much too long to say in full, but I suppose if you translated it into your language, part of it would come out sounding like Alex Louis Armstrong. What are hobbits doing in Fangorn Forest?"

"Getting lost," said Pippin, "and hopefully, finding our way out again. "

"Well, then, you were lucky to run into me!" Armstrong boomed. "Nobody knows this forest better than an Ent! Just hop on my shoulder, what'd you call yourselves, Merry and Pippin, and I can carry you to the ends of middle-earth!"

Armstrong in... Angel Sanctuary!

"Sara... I'm sorry, but..." Setsuna's breath hitched, and he clenched his hand. The feel of the split knuckles swelling helped to calm and focus him. "You're the only one for me... the only one I love... I can't help myself!"

He turned away, rage and longing swelling up in his heart, but Sara touched his hand and smiled at him gently. "It's all right," she told him. "I understand. I feel exactly the same way. No other man in the world could do the same for me that you do."

"Sara...?" Setsuna breathed.

"Ahh, sibling love!" Armstrong boomed, and clapped them both on the back, sending the startled teens staggering into each other's arms. "No surer bond of affection exists on this earth. May you two find eternal happiness!"

Armstrong in... Soul Calibur!

"Louis Alex Armstrong has been seriously wounded... BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS."

Armstrong in... Gundam Wing!

"I can't believe it!" Duo swore as he peeled his way out of his Gundam, flinging his helmet away so fiercely that it bounced off the hanger wall. "They trashed it! Those OZ jerks completely trashed my buddy Deathscythe!"

"Don't take it so hard, young man," Professor G soothed him. "Yes, your Gundam is out of commission for the time being, but we'll have her up and running again in no time."

"That's still time in which I won't be able to fight against Oz!" Duo was practically seething in frustration.

"Ah ha, but it so happens we have a spare!" G told him knowingly. "Follow me, and I'll show you!"

"A spare... mecha?" Duo followed after, intrigued. G lead him from that room of the hangar into the next one. The braided pilot stopped dead as the huge machine came into view.

"It's the latest design," G told him proudly. "Artistically implemented, isn't it?"

"Uh, Prof," Duo gulped. "Are you sure this is meant to be... a fighting suit?"

The violet lights of the hangar winked off of the mech's proudly smooth bald head, its fierce-looking pointed mustache, and the imposing gundanium-plate muscles coating its arms and chest.

Armstrong in... Naruto!

"Don't mess with me!" Naruto asserted. "I'm the strongest ninja in my village! A big, fat, bulky hulk like you is no problem for me to kick into next week!"

"Ahh, but you have not learned as much as you think you have, grasshopper!" Armstrong rumbled under his black mask. "Don't underestimate the power of... the Secret Ancestral Armstrong Clan Artistic Earth-Shaping Technique!"

Armstrong in... Ranma 1/2!

"Watch yourself, young man," Armstrong told them with a steely gleam in his blue eyes. "Don't underestimate the power of... the Armstrong Family School of Artistic Method Martial Arts!"

Armstrong in... Sailor Moon!

"Don't underestimate the power of... Beautiful Soldier Sailor Armstrong!"

Armstrong in... Star Trek!

"Captain!" the man at the helm called. "Come look at this!"

"What is it, Lieutenant?" The captain came striding around the arc of the bridge, to lean over the lieutenant's shoulder.

"I'm not sure, sir," the young man responded. "There seems to be some kind of unusual space-time anomaly ahead that's setting off the sensors."

"Can we identify it?" the captain asked, glancing over the readouts.

"Not yet, sir," he said. "But it appears to be emitting of some kind of intermittent violet fluorescence of an unknown electromagnetic frequency."

"In other words... it's sparkling?"

"Yes sir."

Armstrong in... Boku no Sexual Harassment!


Okay, I don't even want to think about this one.
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Anruianruik on August 11th, 2004 01:13 am (UTC)
*dying of hysterical laughter* XDD A technique passed down through generations~! And and and THE SOUL STILL BURNS~!! *just dying of laughter over here, rolling*
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:50 am (UTC)
X3 I wondered how many people would even get that. I've always been a huge SC fangirl, but I don't know many other people who are. Hee.
summerwolf on August 11th, 2004 04:21 am (UTC)
...........STAR TREK.

*dies laughing*



Boku no Sexual Harassment.


You're a gem.
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:52 am (UTC)
The idea was that each of these shows/games/fandoms has a "something of the week" that Armstrong could fill in as. New martial arts school of the week, new DADA teacher of the (year,) new spatial anomoly of the week... but for BnSH, it's "new sexually abusive boss of the week," so that one would have been a little... o_o
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i am a jedi, like my father before me: twistertatooine on August 11th, 2004 09:08 am (UTC)
Remember, alchemy is a science!
Tammy, mauled by fluff bunnehztomoyodaidouji on August 11th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC)
tatooine: Your icon is so wrong, and I love it anyway! *~^^~*

flameraven: Ah, and let us not forget, "Excuse me, but aren't you a first year?" "Yeah, what are you doing teaching a class?" "Huh? But he looks at least a bit older that a first year..." "C'mon, have you ever seen an upperclassman that short--"

Oh, God. I want to write this fanfic now...

mikkeneko: "...it appears to be emitting of some kind of intermittent violet fluorescence of an unknown electromagnetic frequency."

"In other words... it's sparkling?"

"Yes sir."

Oh, and you have a K icon. That=*SQEEE~!* ^^ <3
i am a jedi, like my father before me: twistertatooine on August 11th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)
Thanks. I got it from valkyrielennith

As for HP/FMA crossover cuteness... I'm going to assume you saw the Philosopher's Stone photo manip, but there's also this cute fic.

And (because wow, there's a lot of little things to respond to) am I the only one who's mildly disturbed by the fact that Scar's seiyuu is K's, as well?
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
And Treize Khushrenada! He seems to love doing personally charismatic crazy guys, doesn't he?
i am a jedi, like my father before me: twistertatooine on August 11th, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
And Dark in D.N. Angel and Wantanabe in Excel Saga and Brad Crawford in Weiss.

mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:17 pm (UTC)
Wow. See? Crazy and personally charismatic.
Tammy, mauled by fluff bunnehztomoyodaidouji on August 11th, 2004 10:26 am (UTC)
I have seen the HP Hagaren crossover pic, but I hadn't seen that fic--thanks! ^^

o.o Dude, that's the same guy??? **jaw drops** He's *really* talented...
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:59 am (UTC)
Glad you liked the Star Trek one. It was my sister's idea, hee.

Oh, and you have a K icon. That=*SQEEE~!* ^^ <3

That's because K is exceedingly squee-worthy! I like yours, too. ^_^
Tammy, mauled by fluff bunnehztomoyodaidouji on August 11th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)
Thanks~! ^^ My friend vitani92 made it for me~

Your icon reminded me of this one Gravi AMV to "The Cat Came Back"--they used that animation of K for the lyrics, 'The man around the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight. He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite...' etc. ^______^
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:16 pm (UTC)
I've seen that AMV! :D It's so cute.
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 10:01 am (UTC)
Remember, alchemy is a science!

I actually appreciate that the show (FMA) has been quite consistent in matters of what alchemy can and can't be used for. So yes, although at its core it's just magic in disguise, at least it obeys a set of internal rules that are not inconsistent with science. :D
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:57 am (UTC)
Ed would be a great DADA teacher.

Well, actually, that bit was sort of a tribute to one of my friends, who is writing a crossover where that's just what Ed is. X3

It seems like in Harry Potter the wizards can't do anything without magic.

Yeah, really! I think it's kind of a big weakness of theirs. I'm thinking that one of the best reasons Ed would be a good DADA teacher is that he could teach them not to rely on magic quite so much. ^^;

I can just see somebody bringing a complaint: "But Headmaster, he's not even a wizard! How is he supposed to teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts magic?"
"Well, he doesn't have to teach them magic, does he? He just has to teach them defense."
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mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:14 pm (UTC)
Come to think of it, why shouldn't Ed just teach alchemy? Obviously they have it, because Dumbledore and Flamel produced the Philosopher's stone...
Anruianruik on August 11th, 2004 03:46 pm (UTC)
I'd like to read that crossover if she/he posts it online. *interested*
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:10 pm (UTC)
I'll let her know there's interest! It's girl_starfish, btw, who also posts on this community. ;)
Aristide: Al feels Pretty // nagisathesisaristide on August 11th, 2004 08:10 am (UTC)
I.. think I have to go icon the Sailor Moon one... *dies*
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
Re: Sparkle!
^_^ I'd love to see that!
nix___: i squashes you.nix___ on August 11th, 2004 08:40 am (UTC)
WAHAHAHA :D Ow, pain. My sides.


... Gundam Armstrong is just crying out for illustration!
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:54 am (UTC)
To be honest, I think a lot of these really would have worked best as visual gags... but I can't draw worth beans. ^^; Feel free to do so yourself.
ysabetysabet on August 11th, 2004 11:07 am (UTC)
You... are evil and just WRONG on so many levels. So I've posted another crossover, just for you! Should show up shortly... it turned out to be so long that I figured I'd just add it as a full entry. **goes off to be sedated before more occur**
mikkeneko on August 11th, 2004 09:10 pm (UTC)
Ah... bwahaha... look at the evilness I've inflicted! *proud*