Characters/Pairings: drunk!Ed, Roy, one-sided Roy/Ed, mentions of other(s)
Word Count: 1000
Prompt 269: Sandwich
Rating: M (R) for cursing, Ed touching himself
Summary: Had he been just the slightest bit more sober, Edward would have realized that touching himself in a communal shower was a bad idea.
Vodka is a shitty navigator.