Title: Trashy Headlines and Gossip Rags
Author: Zippit
Timeline: Brotherhood/Manga
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Roy Mustang/Edward Elric
Rating: PG-13
Content Notes: N/A
Word Count: 2,610
Challenge: fma_slashfest
Prompt: 12 Roy/Ed (Any): I don’t have the right name or the right looks.
Disclaimer: The characters portrayed within are not mine. This is merely a loving response to the original work.
Beta: Thanks to catw00man. All other errors are mine.
Author’s Notes: Evidently I need to do more prompt fests considering how much I’ve written in the last week.

Summary: Mustang’s the consummate bachelor and sometimes the ensuing speculation gets to Ed.

AO3 | Trashy Headlines and Gossip Rags