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28 December 2011 @ 10:04 pm
Fanfiction: Roy Mustang And The Mistletoe Monsters  
Title: Roy Mustang And The Mistletoe Monsters
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating & Warnings: PG-13 for language
Characters/Pairings: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric, Major Armstrong, Lieutenant Havoc, Lieutenant Breda
Genre: Adventure/Humour/Horror
Prompt: drunk, teeth, mistletoe
Word count: 7, 507
Summary: Roy has never been a good drunk, and he's even worse when he's drugged by a Private just looking for a good time. Unfortunately for the Elric brothers and a long-suffering Hawkeye, they're charged with the task to getting him back under control. Possibly at the cost of their sanity and blood pressure.
A/N: This was NEVER meant to be this long. But then I got to writing it and it just exploded in my face. Much like Roy's flame alchemy. So, my dearest, darlingest tierfal, I do hope you enjoy this monstrosity of crack and that it puts you in a good mood for the new year! :D hearts;!!! I also owe a lot of gratitude to the amazing eltea for actually listening to me go through the entire plot with her all the way from the bus stop in Cardiff to her house and for actually laughing at what I had planned, which did wonders for my self-esteem and allowed me to turn what I thought would be only around 3k into THIS. ♥!

(“Ah, Lieutenant,” he said tragically, “always professional, even to the end.”)