Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Summary: It's a strange case, all right. Nineteen disappearances and one unfortunate little frog.
A/N: A little while ago, a lot of people on my f-list told me it was a good idea to write a crack fic in which Roy was alchemically turned into a frog. I tried it out on fma_fic_contest and according to the people over there, this might actually work as a fic. So here it is. Thanks to ladynorbert for being an awesome beta :)
(It's simple enough for things to go exactly as planned - only they don't.)