Warnings: Faint bit of angst; AU
Word Count: 1300
Characters/Pairings: Roy Mustang/Edward Elric
Summary: Roy is getting a little of sick of eating rabbit and fish all the time.
Author's Notes: Ed, I can't let you alone for five minutes without you bleeding on something, can I? Prompt fic; set in the "Sceptre of Flamel" AU.
"Must be bad, you only call me 'Fullmetal' when you're angry..."
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