Rating: Pg-13ish (for swearing, and a brief mention of boy bits)
Genre: Romance (sorry, thought this was implied in the pairing note above)
Word Count: 1366
Summary: "Yeah, very picturesque. Can we go now?"
A/N: This story has been kicking around in my head for nearly a year now, but today it demanded to be written. Luckily, I was able to oblige. (And yes, I blame R.E.M. for this.) Also good lord, this is pure fluff and sap. Spluff. I think I may be allergic to my own story. Read with caution, folks, this one may cause cavities. Thanks as always go to evil_whimsey for being generally awesome, and telling me it was okay.
”You're an idiot."