Word Count: 1040
Characters: implied Ed/Ling/Roy
Prompt: bob_fish for fma_slashfest -The Emperor's idea of international diplomacy involves rather more nakedness and hot springs than you'd expect - unless you've, you know, met him.
Summary: See prompt.
Warnings: Emperor Ling (he has a palace with natural hot springs - what else do you expect?)
Notes:This was written over a lunch break and remains unedited. Please feel free to point things out if you see anything.
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