Word Count: 762
Characters: Mustang Tachi (minus Riza, who wouldn't put up with the jocularity?) (One-sided Kain/Jean)
Prompt: Any pairing, inspired by gif of Fry and soldier looking at calendar.
Summary: Hawkeye's away, and the Tachi are being bad.
Warnings: I'm kind of imagining this as pre-series. Maybe some angst?
Notes: Yes, I quoted Kipling. I just couldn't resist and you know Falman would quote Kipling if he existed in Amestris. Thanks to cornerofmadness for the edits.
It only took one day of Hawkeye’s leave before the men were out of control.
Fake cut takes you to my LJ; crossposted.