Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (any canon, really)
Word Count: ~1,000
Characters: Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye
Summary: The one where Roy might eventually stop running his mouth long enough to get laid, but I'm not placing any bets on when that will be.
Author's note: This was going to be porn but didn't quite get there, because they wanted to be chatty. I enjoy their chattiness, though.
FIC: Lip Service