Word Count: 29,670
Pairing: Ed/Winry, hints of Al/Mei and Ling/Ran Fan
Warning: Teeny bit of nudity and Ed has a potty mouth
Summary: When Al goes missing in Xing, it's up to Ed and Winry to investigate. In addition to dodging assassins, researching a mysterious cult and trying to catch a moment to relieve the sexual tension, Ed has decided it's a perfect time as any to take a few tips from his favorite fictional action hero, James Band. Unfortunately, he learns many of these "tips" are best left to dime novels.
Notes: Thanks so much to haganeneko for the beta and to bob_fish for the awesome and hilarious art. You guys rock!
He had to find Al, as soon as possible!