Series: First anime + CoS/Harry Potter
Word Count: 1800
Characters: Edward Elric, Alfons Heiderich
Summary: One morning, Alfons makes the grave mistake of not waking up before Ed. Everything goes downhill from there.
Warning: Just Ed's mouth
Author's Notes: Won second place at fma_fic_contest for week 106: weird, seamless crossovers. I'm not sure if this counts as a *weird* crossover, but it was definitely fun to do!
The window in the kitchen was rattling.