Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Jean Havoc
Word Count: 1200
Summary: Ed didn't think he'd ever get used to seeing violence up-close and personal, and Roy really, really wasn't helping.
Warnings: Violence, black humor
Notes: I had way too much fun writing this. What does that say about me as a person? Unbeta'd, you know the drill.
It was, without a doubt, the deadest looking hooker he had ever seen.