Title: The Perfect Dare (aka Roy Mustang the Womanizer and How He Wooed Olivier Armstrong)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Warnings: Crack humor, sex talk, instance of spanking, language, some caplocks and italic abuse, spoilers for Chapter 108 manga/episode 64 anime
Word Count: 3,527
Summary: Breda and Havoc dare Roy to kiss Olivier and he does, but it takes him on a twisted turn of sorts.
Author’s Note: For springkink 's February 25 FMA prompt- Fullmetal Alchemist, Olivier/Roy - heavy bondage, spanking, pegging (one or more of these is great) – his mouth always gets him in trouble. Story crossposted to my journal.
Roy wants to let you know he's tired of using his alchemy to cook your chicken.