Word Count: 1600
Series: Post-manga (Ed has no alchemy and both his arms), semi-au
Summary: Being the Fuhrer's personal assistant was a lot harder than Ed thought it would be.
Warnings: Implications of… a lot things, actually, cursing, pretty much all the standard stuff.
Notes: Oh, look! More stress relief! This is one is pretty much just a moment-in-time type thing rather than a complete story, so… Unbeta'd, you know the drill.
Ed woke up on the floor, one wrist handcuffed to the back left leg of the bed frame and a piece of paper stuck to his chest.