Summary – 10 hilarious haiku themes from the gangs of Fullmetal Alchemist.
Disclaimer – This haiku is my work! All Fullmetal Alchemist characters belongs to Bones/SquareEnix.
Fullmetal Haiku
The Elric Brothers
One whose short, other whose tall
They're brotherly love
The little beansprout,
his eyes sterned to all of us–
'Don't call me small, bitch!'
The Automail ace:
Beware this beauteous lass –
Run! She's got big wrench!
The Flame Alchemist,
He swooned with burning desire–
lock up your women!
Poor Black Hayate–
rushing quickly to the pole
when its nature calls
Lieutenant Havoc–
smokes too much weed by mistake,
he's totally stoned!
Lieutenant Havoc
has a weakness of women
with double D BOOBS!
As Gluttony eats–
his stomach ache gotten worse...
got Pepto Bismo?
May Chang went shattered–
the man of her fantasies...
is short as a rice!
The ghost of Maes Hughes–
he prowls with his daughter's pics!
SCREAM! Run for your lives!
The Elric Brothers
One whose short, other whose tall
They're brotherly love
The little beansprout,
his eyes sterned to all of us–
'Don't call me small, bitch!'
The Automail ace:
Beware this beauteous lass –
Run! She's got big wrench!
The Flame Alchemist,
He swooned with burning desire–
lock up your women!
Poor Black Hayate–
rushing quickly to the pole
when its nature calls
Lieutenant Havoc–
smokes too much weed by mistake,
he's totally stoned!
Lieutenant Havoc
has a weakness of women
with double D BOOBS!
As Gluttony eats–
his stomach ache gotten worse...
got Pepto Bismo?
May Chang went shattered–
the man of her fantasies...
is short as a rice!
The ghost of Maes Hughes–
he prowls with his daughter's pics!
SCREAM! Run for your lives!