Content Advisory: No Pants, Cussin'
Character/Pairing: Roy, Roy/Riza
Author's Note: I wrote this a while ago after I made the terrible mistake of watching Conqueror of Shamballa and then never crossposted it here. It is a crackfic written for the express purpose of healing my soul after such things as Maes Hughes: Devoted Nazi, Envy the Racist Dragon, and naked mother/son hugs.
Summary: Roy sits up, gasping.
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