Content Advisory: No Pants, Cussin' (PG-13/T-ish?)
Spoilers: Vague for backstory revealed in volume 15.
Author's Note: Pre-canon. This fic is predicated entirely on the idea that Roy Mustang is a total lightweight and a randy, flirty drunk. I hold these truths to be self-evident.
Summary: It's not that he has a problem.
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