Author: Chibi
Genre: Humour, Family
Characters/Pairings: Roy, Ed and Riza; mentions of Winry, Al and May. Pre-established EdWin, RoyAi and AlMay.
Rating/Warnings: PG For Edward's mouth and Brigadier General Asshat's implications. Spoilers for the end of the manga. Drabble-y.
Summary: They say Fatherhood changes a man. Fat chance.
Notes: To commemorate finally sitting down and catching up with FullMetal Alchemist on my part, and falling in love with it more than ever, I give you this. I don't know what it is, but it's something. Enjoy!
"Judging from that bruise, I'm going to assume that you, good sir, are a moron."
Probably going to be cross-posted.
