Pairing: Roy/Ed, Ed/OFC
Genre: AU crossed over with canon
Rating: Hard R
Word count: 7065
Summary: "Well he can't stay with me," Havoc said. "I don't have a couch."
Warnings: AU/Crossover; Ed's rather extensive and occasionally offensive vocabulary. Tomfoolery.
Notes: Crossover with a fusion!Supernatural universe. Ed is a hunter, not an alchemist. He's also not at all what Roy expects...
("You know, we don't allow civilians to roam about on military bases armed to the teeth.")