Genre: AU crossed over with regular canon.
Word count: 5850
Summary: Ed hates faeries. (And they hate him right back.)
Warnings: AU/Crossover; Ed's rather extensive and occasionally offensive vocabulary.
Notes: The Ed and Al that you meet in this story are from a fusion universe with Supernatural. You don't need to know much of anything about Supernatural to read this, just the knowledge that this Ed isn't the same one as canon!Ed. (Hawkeye and Roy, on the other hand, are as normal as they get.)
"Okay, I know it's five o'clock somewhere, but isn't it a little early to be plastered off your ass?"