✖ Bleed Peroxide ✖ (bleed_peroxide) wrote in fm_alchemist,
✖ Bleed Peroxide ✖
bleed_peroxide
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I'M ON A TRAIN

All of us are no doubt mourning the end of FMA with the release of chapter 108. But in lieu of doing a speculation post, I think something with a bit more depth, something to really sink your teeth into, is in order.

And by depth, I mean, genet_ics and I being bored one night and rewriting "I'm On A Boat" with FMA lyrics. xokyew is genet_ics and MnemonicTheater is me.



xokymew 1:34 am
(1:33:24 AM): I'M ON A TRAIN
(1:33:33 AM): EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M... SLEEPING ON A TRAIN
(1:34:03 AM): I GOT MY AUTOMAIL
(1:34:09 AM): AND MY POCKET WATCH

xokymew 1:34 am
(1:34:21 AM): ....

MnemonicTheater 1:34 am
(1:34:28 AM): ...fuck.

xokymew 1:34 am
(1:34:29 AM): fuck
(1:34:30 AM): XD

MnemonicTheater 1:34 am
(1:34:31 AM): WHAT RHYMES WITH WATCH
(1:34:40 AM): CROTCH

xokymew 1:34 am
(1:34:44 AM): I DONT KNOW

MnemonicTheater 1:34 am
(1:34:51 AM): AND A COLONEL
(1:34:53 AM): SUCKING MY CROTCH

xokymew 1:34 am
(1:34:57 AM): AND A COLONEL
(1:35:00 AM): STARIN' AT MY CROTCH

MnemonicTheater 1:35 am
(1:35:03 AM): BETTER
xokymew 1:35 am
(1:35:06 AM): XD

MnemonicTheater 1:35 am
(1:35:18 AM): I'M RIDING ON A TRAIN, DOING ALCHEMY AND SHIT
(1:35:51 AM): BOMBS 'SLODING, GETTING EVERYBODY BLOWN UP
(1:36:05 AM): BUT THIS AIN'T LIORE, THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS

MnemonicTheater 1:36 am
(1:36:27 AM): I'M ON A TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
(1:36:34 AM): I'M ON A TRAIN AND, AND IT'S GOING FAST AND
(1:36:41 AM): I GOT A ELYSIA PHOTOGRAPH ANNNND

xokymew 1:36 am
(1:36:41 AM): BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAAAYYY, AAAH FUCKED ENVAAAYYYEEYAAAYYAAAAYYY (ooohwooowooo)

MnemonicTheater 1:38 am
(1:38:15 AM): I'M THE TRUTH OF THE GATE, ON A TRAIN LIKE EDWARD

MnemonicTheater 1:38 am
(1:38:29 AM): IF YOU LOSE A LEG, THEN...
(1:38:31 AM): UH...
(1:38:33 AM): WHAT RHYMES WITH EDWARD

xokymew 1:38 am
(1:38:36 AM): XDDD
(1:38:42 AM): ...DEADWARD
(1:38:43 AM): FREDWARD

MnemonicTheater 1:38 am
(1:38:49 AM): AWKWARD

xokymew 1:38 am
(1:38:59 AM): IF YOU LOSE A LEG, WELL THAT's JUST AWKWARD

MnemonicTheater 1:39 am
(1:39:08 AM): IF YOU LOSE A LEG, THEN... SHIT WAS AWKWARD

xokymew 1:39 am
(1:39:28 AM): SPEAKING OF WHICH
(1:39:29 AM): ....
(1:39:33 AM): /derails from the song

MnemonicTheater 1:39 am
(1:39:35 AM): WE GOTTA FINISH
(1:39:40 AM): DON'T GIVE UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

xokymew 1:39 am
(1:39:42 AM): DID YOU SEE THE NEW CHAPTER

MnemonicTheater 1:39 am
(1:39:45 AM): YES
(1:39:48 AM): GET THE FUCK UP, THIS TRAIN IS REAL
(1:40:02 AM): FUCK BIKES, I'M ON A TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER

xokymew 1:40 am
(1:40:11 AM): FUCK BOATS I'M ON A TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER

MnemonicTheater 1:40 am
(1:40:12 AM): FUCK ROADS, I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER

MnemonicTheater 1:40 am
(1:40:30 AM): FUCK DOORS, TRANSMUTE WALLS MOTHERFUCKER

xokymew 1:40 am
(1:40:36 AM): XDDDD
(1:40:43 AM): /saves this in her history because LOL

MnemonicTheater 1:40 am
(1:40:48 AM): I'M ON A TRAIN WITH MY BRO MOTHERFUCKER
(1:41:02 AM): THE TRAIN 'BOUT TO CRASH MOTHERFUCKER

xokymew 1:41 am
(1:41:18 AM): I CANT THINK AS FAST AS YOU DAMN

MnemonicTheater 1:41 am
(1:41:21 AM): HEY ROY, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW
(1:41:35 AM): ARMS SPREAD WIDE ON THE TOP RIGHT NOW
(1:41:57 AM): GONNA RIDE THIS TRAIN THROUGH THE GATE SOMEHOW

xokymew 1:41 am
(1:41:58 AM): I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK RIGHT NOW
(1:42:03 AM): DAMN
(1:42:04 AM): xD

MnemonicTheater 1:42 am
(1:42:12 AM): LIKE IZUMI CURTIS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

xokymew 1:42 am
(1:42:16 AM): XDDD
(1:42:21 AM): GODDAMN YOU

MnemonicTheater 1:42 am
(1:42:32 AM): YEAH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A TRAIN

xokymew 1:42 am
(1:42:54 AM): A-RIDIN THROUGH THE RAAAIN

MnemonicTheater 1:42 am
(1:42:56 AM): IT'S THE BIG GREY STEEL ROW (OR SOMETHING)
(1:43:10 AM): ROY MUSTANG, LOOK AT ME
(1:43:14 AM): NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
(1:43:17 AM): WHEN A BIG TRAIN COMIN' MY WAY
(1:43:19 AM): BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
(1:43:23 AM): I FUCKED A COLONEL

xokymew 1:43 am
(1:43:29 AM): THAT DOESNT FIT

MnemonicTheater 1:43 am
(1:43:34 AM): I FUCKED A...
(1:43:35 AM): UH...

xokymew 1:43 am
(1:43:43 AM): IF YOU PRONOUNCE 'ENVY' "ENVAAAAAAAAAAY"
(1:43:45 AM): THAT WOULD WORK

MnemonicTheater 1:43 am
(1:43:46 AM): YES

xokymew 1:43 am
(1:43:46 AM): LAWL
(1:44:04 AM): OR MORESO "ENVAAAAYEEEYAAAYYAAAAAAYY OOHWHOAWHOAOOOO"

MnemonicTheater 1:44 am
(1:44:18 AM): I'M SAVING THIS.

xokymew 1:44 am
(1:44:20 AM): GOOD

MnemonicTheater 1:44 am
(1:44:34 AM): Wait, fuck, how do I do it.
(1:44:39 AM): I can't remember D:

xokymew1:44 am
(1:44:44 AM): I NEED TWO GUYS AND T-PAIN TO RECORD THIS FOR US
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