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08 May 2010 @ 07:21 pm
Drabble for Chapter 107 "Check The Oil"  
Drabble: "Check The Oil"
by binaryalchemist 
Pairing: Al/Winry
Spoilers: CHAPTER 107 SPOILERS, mature content
Rated: PG 13 for mild mature subject matter, nothing explicit
Granted, the scanlations aren't out--only a few translated pages...but I just couldn't resist....


Check The Oil

By the Binary Alchemist 

            “…and now it’s your time.”


            The armor dissolved behind him as he merged with his own flesh. He didn’t even notice.

            He stretched his long legs and uttered his first word: “Tall.”

            He glanced… down …and amended that observation. “Tall and hung,” he announced to the emptiness around him. “One hundred and seven chapters, 51 episodes of the original series…this whole ‘Brotherhood’ deal and Inoue’s light novels---not to mention all those nights with Winry tuning up and inspecting my armor, rubbing me all over with oil, climbing on my body with her tits right in my faceplate…”

            He noticed an immediate drop in blood pressure as the blood coursed from his brain to his new, unused equipment.  He touched it. It felt good. Damn good.. “We haven’t beaten Father yet,” he told his impetuous member. “Soon at it’s all  over, though…I’m going back home for a four-point inspection, tune up….and an all night test drive.”


Wolfsjungesdriftwoodwings on May 8th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
*mad wild grin* THIS... really lighted up my feelings after reading 107. Ahahaha <3.

>:C Al better come back out of this in one piece or someone owes me a box of tissues and pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.
The Binary Alchemist: Aldancebinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 12:05 am (UTC)
Cow would be grilled up and served with A-1 sauce by her fans if Al DIDN'T come back. And I knew everybody was worried about our sweet cat lover, so I had to write this. Plus I've always 'shpped Al and Winry--that's as close to het I'll ever write.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 12:08 am (UTC)
(btw--what's in Half Baked? My favorite B/J is that chocolate fudge brownie frozen yogurt...that and the Oatmeal Cookie when you can get it)
Wolfsjunges: Talathia: :] Smirkdriftwoodwings on May 9th, 2010 12:13 am (UTC)
Chocolate ice cream, vanilla, cookie dough chunks, and brownie hunks. <3. Comfort food in its purest form ever.

Hahah I saw one of their strawberry kinds and was instantly reminded of the strawberry dessert you created for Ed a few weeks ago ;3.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
Damn...Half Baked isn't ice cream--it's a Controlled Substance! I'll see if I can find five friends to share a pint with me on my birthday--that way I won't eat the whole damned thing myself!
ex_naripolp on May 8th, 2010 11:55 pm (UTC)
*dies* I love it. XDDDDD I just quote drifwoodwings, thanks for this.<3
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 12:02 am (UTC)
You're so welcome!
qashqai1 on May 9th, 2010 12:21 am (UTC)
Teehee :D nice. ^^
The Binary Alchemist: Aldancebinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
Glad you liked !
alchemyotaku75: AlKitty?haganeneko on May 9th, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)


This is just too funny!

The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 03:47 am (UTC)
::snickers:: Thanks! i figured so many people are so very worried and upset that a bit of levity might help....
alchemyotaku75: edalback2backhaganeneko on May 9th, 2010 03:51 am (UTC)
I only looked at the first few pages earlier today--I decided I was going to wait until the scanlations are out.

Let's just say...I'm not holding my breath or speculating an outcome just yet. After all, Arakawa's the master of plot twists and turns. You just never know what she might have up her sleeve.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 03:55 am (UTC)
I've seen the raws and I'll say only that I am not upset--and that as evil and devious as many of her plot twists have been--Roy going blind? didn't see THAT one, no pun intended!--I am hopeful, very hopeful over Alphonse. Otherwise I'd be crying too hard to make jokes! ::grins::
bob_fishbob_fish on May 9th, 2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, Al. I love the fandom consensus that he's going to make up for lost time by becoming a dirty dog the minute he's back in the flesh. XD I hope Pinako ceremonially presents him with a pack of condoms and then shows him how to put one on a cucumber.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
Let's face it--Ed's probably been trying to hide evidence of his own puberty so as to keep Al from feeling bad about not having a body. Now that Al's got his body back, he's going to pull out that little black book with everything he wants to eat:
"Hmmmm...let's see. Apple pie, quiche....Winry..."
bob_fishbob_fish on May 9th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
Plus the whole embarrassment factor? I expect when Al was confronted with evidence, e.g. Ed falling asleep on a vibrat-y train seat and waking up piss-proud, he'd just snicker. Because Al is evil like that.

Oh, and hee hee hee.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 9th, 2010 06:07 pm (UTC)
That's the theme behind my series "Growing Up Elric"--Ed having to deal with the humilation of being a know it all--who really doesn't know shit about what the hell is going on in his own body. The next chapter deals with body hair and wet dreams...and yes, Al IS evil...and Roy is even worse, making Ed go through an army "short arm" inspection and getting the condom lecture....
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The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on May 13th, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
Most of my stuff is up on fanfiction,net:
Rafflesiacatinthelimehat on May 12th, 2010 02:17 am (UTC)
He should probably cut his nails before he does stuff like that.