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25 April 2010 @ 09:49 pm
Episode 54 in a Nutshell  
A review/recap of episode 54, in all it's neatness.



• First, everyone travel back in time with me to thirty episodes ago, when we were watching the Ishbal Extermination happen before our eyes.

• OH LOOK, THERE'S WHERE THIS SCENE WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN---

• HOOOO SHIT THAT IS RIZA TAKING HER SHIRT OFF.

• Was that so hard to draw, Arakawa? We would have appreciated it, srsly.

• And now, we return to the present time.

Aaaaaaand here's the scene that had a million Royai fangirls simultaneously jizzing in their pants.

• OOOOOOOOH, BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN.

• The epic Roy/Envy staring match, starting at $28.98 USD on PayPer View.

• Oh God now squishy!Envy comes out. I love this guy. He's so cute, it makes you forget he's evil.

• OH MY GOD LISTEN TO HIS CUTE LITTLE VOICE. ♥

• Okay, Roy is starting to look pretty damn insane.

• And since the sexiness of his eyes have disappeared, everyone seems to have decided to just flat out stop listening to Roy. They had a meeting. It was decided.

• OOH, SPARKS! This is getting way more dramatic than in the manga. Me like.

• Oooh, dissssssssss. Nice one, Scar.

• God, I'm starting to feel a bit bad for Envy...

• OHGODHUGHES.

• OHGODHUGHES.

• OHGODHUGHES.

• OHGODHUGHES.

• OHGODHUGHES.

• OH GOD ELYSIAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

• Fuck, nevermind. Roy, kill him.

• AHA! And now, Roy seems to have revealed the fatal flaw in their "Hawkeye-Kills-Mustang" plan. Ergo, wtf is Hawkeye gonna shoot at after she kills him?

• Oh, well, looks like she's gonna shoot herself.

• This seems to piss Roy off. Gee, I wonder why that is?

• Aaaand his eyes are back to normal. Rightful order = restored.

• But Envy's like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT YOU GUYS SHOULD BE KILLING EACHOTHERRRRRRRR"

• I don't think he knows just how hard it is to take him seriously with that voice.

• "MUSTANG, YOU SHOULD BE KILLING SCAR! ED, YOU SHOULD BE KILLING SCAR! SCAR, YOU SHOULD BE KILLING EVERYB-"

MY GOD HE'S LIKE THAT DOBERMAN FROM UP.

• Yep, no one's really listening. Roy looks like he wants a cookie, though.

• Ed is making sad!face. Awe.

• Awe, and now he's twowing a widdy biddy tantwum.

• HO SHIT REVELATION: "ENVY" IS "ENVIOUS". :OOOOOO MY GOD IT'S LIKE THEY'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO TELL US THAT.

• Another "We-Humans-Kick-Ass" speech. Do we really need to elaborate at this point? We can blow shit up with magic science. Suck that, homunculi.

• Oh yeah, and we have friends too and stuff.

• IT'S ATTACK OF THE DISEMBODIED VOICE FLASHBACKS OH SHIIIIIIIIIII-

• Okay, crunch time. You have to escape the hand of a small child with various temper setoffs. What do you do?

• YOU BITE HIS FUCKING FINGER, THAT'S WHAT.

• Scar's scar can gauge battery life in cell phones. Oh, and homunculi.

• Ahh, he's so cute when he cries... I want to reach down and give him a tiny little hug...

• *shows self picture of Hughes*

• Nevermind, that fucker should kill himself.

• YAY!

• Roy seems to think taking your own life is cowardly. No one show him the first anime, okay?

• MEANWHILE, OVER AT CAMELO- I MEAN THE BATCAV- I MEAN CENTR- I MEAN- Oh, wait that last one was right.

• Torn soldiers are torn. Kill the General, or that HIDEOUS BEAST WHO CAN REGENERATE ITSELF.

• Decisions, decisions.

• I think "Whoa, what is that thing?" Should be the tagline for Fullmetal Alchemist from now on.

• Olivier cares not for your stupid orders.

• If anyone needs a reminder of how hardcore Chuck Norris Armstrong is: just watch him floor some immortal dolls with nothing but a chain and a set of sparkles.

• If you're going to kill Chuck Norris' Armstrong's sister, it's best not to announce it in front of him.

• Or that happens.

Chuck Norris Armstrong is so hardcore, even his sister thinks he can take on a homunculus by himself.

Chuck Norris Armstrong is so bright, his eyes are just stars.

Chuck Norris Armstrong is so badass, when you attack him with a 20-ton monster, he just thanks you for relocating his shoulder.

Chuck Nor- Aw fuck it, when you can beat a homunculus to death with your bare hands, that's just plain awesome.

• So the MIB arrive at Stately Wayne Manor The Armstrong house a little too late, for it seems all the tanks have already been put together and driven out.

• Which begs the question, how could someone not get they were building tanks down there? I mean, in hindsight, it was kinda obvious.

• PROTECT THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!!

• Oh God, it's this guy again.

• I really fucking hate this guy.

• "Yeah, let's blow up all our citizens! To save a wall! I'm so good at my job!"

• Well, Bucanner doesn't think so, bitch.

• OH GOD IT'S FALMANNNNNN~ ♥

FALMAN I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOUUUUU~ ♥

• ...Ahem. Nevermind.

• Yeah, you guys basically suck at life.

• Who got them there you ask? Well, who's the best damn lady scientist in the entire freaking country, you ask?



No.



YESSSSSSS!

Aaaaaaand Papa Hoho does some dramatic walking and wannabe-Hoho does some cliche "Hey-You-Gave-Me-Life-Now-Give-it-Back-Bitch" stuff and we get no ending credits! yay!

Armstrong Chuck Norris approves this message.

 
 
 
linnie_laaksolinnie_laakso on April 26th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)
LOL at Roy's eyes disturbance of power

Who needs Chuck Norris now? Armstrong's manlier than him (any Armstrong anytime, for generations already)

And I love Falman too (well, him and the rest of group Mustang... in case some are already taken)
Ter: Junpei's Stamp of Approvalterrierlee on April 26th, 2010 05:09 am (UTC)
Pfffffft Alex > Chuck Norris any day.

The appearance of Izumi and Farman just made this episode awesome :D But it needed more Mr. Fu. Everything needs more Mr. Fu.
Pickles the Great: TMM | Balancing Actpictash on April 26th, 2010 05:19 am (UTC)
I think even Mr. Fu needs more Mr. Fu.

That guy is a bamf.
Ashley: Off into the distancerainbowhonda on April 26th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
I approve of this.

PFFTTT Alex >>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Noris
dreamer1789: fmadreamer1789 on April 27th, 2010 08:04 am (UTC)
I think "Whoa, what is that thing?" Should be the tagline for Fullmetal Alchemist from now on. Lol, actually, I think it was like that from the start. ^^

Roy seems to think taking your own life is cowardly. No one show him the first anime, okay? This. FTW! XD

Anyways, that was an amusing recap.
beely on April 28th, 2010 02:28 am (UTC)
MY GOD HE'S LIKE THAT DOBERMAN FROM UP.

I LOLD FOREVER BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.