Written and Narrated by binaryalchemist
Rated: Comedy Gen Fic, PG for mild language and blackmail...LOTS of blackmail
Format: Megaupload MP3 file
Running Time: 16 minutes
Spoilers: A gen-fic stand alone story from the FMA novella "Fifty Trips Around The Sun" (FMA AU, Original Series and CoS)
Synopsis: Many, many years have passed since the fall of Bradley. Amestris thrives under President Riza Hawkeye, but the military brass believes Roy Mustang is ready for a dignified (and mandatory) retirement. Roy respectfully tells them all to shove it and holes up in Brigg's Mountain. The Brass thinks Roy has cracked up and want to take him off the mountain by force 'for his own good'.
Mustang's Team...including the President....think otherwise.
Somebody has ratted out Roy's whereabouts. Maria Ross is not amused. Neither are Breda, Havoc, Fuery or Falman.
With the help of some four and eight legged friends they prove that on Brigg's Mountain, revenge is best served...cold.
(This chapter is a stand alone story and doesn't require reading the original novella to make sense--enjoy!)