Lyrics by binaryalchemist
DISCLAIMER: This...is....a... PARODY.
Take it in the spirit it's meant, please and if you think you might be offended by a song about Shou Tucker, DON'T READ THE LYRICS, please!
This was one of the first FMA songs I ever wrote almost four years ago--to date, it has never been performed live or recorded so far...
MY CHIMERA” (SHOU TUCKER’S SONG)
By The Binary Alchemist
(to the tune of “My Sharona” by Doug Fieger and Berton Averre, recorded by The Knack)
Once I had a perfect life, perfect life
Then I transmuted my first chimera
Made it from my lovely wife, lovely wife
Brought me admiration and pride, chimera
Fuehrer was impressed
It survived, it could even walk
Shame creature spoke, what it said
When it talked
“I wanna die-die-die-die-DIE, whoo!”
You wanna die, chimera?
B-b-b-bye bye, chimera!
Had to get my license back, license back
Time to get to work on my new chimera
Ed thinks I’m a maniac, maniac
Got a bit suspicious ‘bout this chimera
Dog ain’t comin’ home when he calls
Neither is my kid
Haul me to Lab Five, not to jail, for what I did
My daughter died-died-died-died-died—whoo!
Fullmetal cried, chimera!
When Nina died, chimera!