Authors: enemytosleep and bob_fish
Word Count: 7883
Characters: Ed, Ling
Summary: Ed has a pain in his butt, and this time, it's not just Ling.
Notes: marginally fuzzy time-line and setting; takes place sometime during the arc where Ed and Ling agree to help each other capture a homunculus and fight Scar. Just know that it takes place someplace where awkward, teenaged, slashy sex is wont to happen.
"Ling! Get that thing the hell away from my ass this second or I'll transmute you into the floorboards!"