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10 November 2009 @ 12:58 am
Song/Satire: "The Hagaren Yaoi Resistance March"  
Song/Satire/Comedy: "The Hagaren Yaoi Resistance March"
(to the tune of "La Resistance" from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)
Lyrics by binaryalchemist
Rating: NC-17--NWS for *very* explicit lyrics

Poking affectionate fun at ship warriors everywhere--and no, I haven't performed this one at a Con--yet. Not sure I could do it with a, ahem, STRAIGHT face....

        We will not be dismayed

        When others smirk and mock

        We’ll raise our banners high

        On Mustang’s ******** ****!

        And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

        We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

THE HAGAREN YAOI RESISTANCE MARCH

(TTTO ‘LA RESISTANCE’ FROM ‘SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT”)

WARNING! EXPLICT LYRICS!!!

LYRICS BY THE BINARY ALCHEMIST

 

‘Tho’ the situation seems grey

Hagaren yaoi fandom still will stand--

And heaven help the cannonists deploring our depravity

We’ll slash them man to man!

 

We will not be dismayed

When others smirk and mock

We’ll raise our banners high

On Mustang’s rampant cock!

And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

We will throw Ed on the desk

We’ll molest Jean in the shower

And Alex will jerk off

With astounding range and power

And when they’ve cum and gone

We’ll be wiping up the nosebleeds—

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

The Manga Cannon Purists may say

“Ours is the one true FMA—“

But yaoi fans are blessed with a kinky creativity

That will not fade away!

 

And Maes will top for Roy

In secret rendezvous

As Hohenheim bends over

For some well deserved abuse

And Al will leave his can

For an alchemist named Tringham

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

They may threaten us with HET (“Ewww!”)

‘Ship an Elric with a Rockbell

We will claim our niche

Where the boys kiss and the cocks swell

And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

We won’t die---our Resistance---lives onnnnn!!

 

 

 

 
 
nithelanithela on November 10th, 2009 06:26 am (UTC)
*dies. Cause of death: Overdose of awesome* I LOVE YOU!
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 06:28 am (UTC)
So glad you liked it! Thanks!
Blysse: [Alphonse] Shota baitdarkblysse on November 10th, 2009 06:33 am (UTC)
I-I think I love you XD
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 06:42 am (UTC)
So glad you liked!
Teh Krunk-Meister: approvedsirkrunk741 on November 10th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC)
This is AMAZING.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 09:35 am (UTC)
Thanks! It was waaaay too much fun to write. That's what happens when you get South Park/FMA crossing over in your dreams at night....
(no subject) - sirkrunk741 on November 10th, 2009 11:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - binaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 01:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
OK - harmonyopc on November 10th, 2009 02:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OK - binaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - binaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 09:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kelsey♥: art ❙ the truth is blurryraikous on November 10th, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)
This is amazing ♥
The Binary Alchemist: GOT SINbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 09:37 am (UTC)
Thanks so much! It would be fun to do this at a Yaoi event--but while I could get away with some of my other songs, THIS one definitely would violate my pg-13 panel restrictions!
go on and pull that trigger.greedchan on November 10th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)
oh
oh wow
I think I want to marry you.
The Binary Alchemist: Het Shieldbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it--thanks!
Brittney Ryan: TWEWY Loveirridescentsong on November 10th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC)
*dead*


...I LOVE YOU!♥
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 01:24 pm (UTC)
::blushes:: Awww, thank you!
Terterrierlee on November 10th, 2009 02:27 pm (UTC)
This song would be perfect with some Barry/Farman in the mix :D

But lol, this was funny.
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC)
Barry/FARMAN???? Ohhhh shit...the mind REELS, and I die of laughter at what went on in the lookout room when they weren't playing chess.....
Glad you liked it, Thanks!!
Eve N. Furter: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang - kisseve_n_furter on November 10th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
By Mustang’s rampant cock! This is my new curse. ¦*
The Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Aye! And a fine bit o' swearin' it is, too! I'll swear to it, swear ON it and swear BY it! Saaaaalute!
....or you could say, "BY THE MIGHTY BALLS OF BRADLEY!"
Lucy: fma roy evil facessjspider on November 10th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
that's hilarious!!!!
The Binary Alchemist: You Killed Maes by Binary Alchemistbinaryalchemist on November 10th, 2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
It just seemed like...a good time to .... SHARE.....::grins::
Thanks!
priestess_grrrl: FMA_LOLpriestess_grrrl on November 12th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
ah, my dear, what would our little yaoi corner of the fandom do without you...? ^__________^
The Binary Alchemist: Het Shieldbinaryalchemist on November 12th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Well...it MIGHT be a damn sight quieter...::grins amd tunes her guitar::