The Binary Alchemist (binaryalchemist) wrote in fm_alchemist,
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Song/Satire: "The Hagaren Yaoi Resistance March"

Song/Satire/Comedy: "The Hagaren Yaoi Resistance March"
(to the tune of "La Resistance" from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)
Lyrics by binaryalchemist
Rating: NC-17--NWS for *very* explicit lyrics

Poking affectionate fun at ship warriors everywhere--and no, I haven't performed this one at a Con--yet. Not sure I could do it with a, ahem, STRAIGHT face....

        We will not be dismayed

        When others smirk and mock

        We’ll raise our banners high

        On Mustang’s ******** ****!

        And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

        We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

THE HAGAREN YAOI RESISTANCE MARCH

(TTTO ‘LA RESISTANCE’ FROM ‘SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT”)

WARNING! EXPLICT LYRICS!!!

LYRICS BY THE BINARY ALCHEMIST

 

‘Tho’ the situation seems grey

Hagaren yaoi fandom still will stand--

And heaven help the cannonists deploring our depravity

We’ll slash them man to man!

 

We will not be dismayed

When others smirk and mock

We’ll raise our banners high

On Mustang’s rampant cock!

And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

We will throw Ed on the desk

We’ll molest Jean in the shower

And Alex will jerk off

With astounding range and power

And when they’ve cum and gone

We’ll be wiping up the nosebleeds—

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

The Manga Cannon Purists may say

“Ours is the one true FMA—“

But yaoi fans are blessed with a kinky creativity

That will not fade away!

 

And Maes will top for Roy

In secret rendezvous

As Hohenheim bends over

For some well deserved abuse

And Al will leave his can

For an alchemist named Tringham

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

 

They may threaten us with HET (“Ewww!”)

‘Ship an Elric with a Rockbell

We will claim our niche

Where the boys kiss and the cocks swell

And spin our tales of smut—of love beyond the genders

We won’t die—our Resistance lives on!

We won’t die---our Resistance---lives onnnnn!!

 

 

 

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