Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist - vaguely mangaverse and post-series in my head, but I don't think that really affects the plot, or rather 'plot'
Warnings: NC-17 for rude behaviour under a desk.
Word count: 2461
Summary: Written for kinkmeme 2.0., prompt was "Roy attempts to finish a report, but Ed has other ideas and crawls under his desk to 'distract' him. Hilarity ensues." A complex, demanding and multi-layered plot to manage, to be sure, but I tried my best.
To the fic!
Cross-posted everywhere, I'm afraid.