Word Count: 250 exactly
Rating: PG for vague allusions to naughty photos
Characters: Major Mustang and Captain Hughes
Summary: "You don't want to see spicy photos of my gorgeous girlfriend?"
Notes: Ishbal comedy, a strangely neglected genre. Originally written for the dialogue-only prompt at fma_fic_contest - check out the other excellent entries for this week. No real spoilers beyond what you can pick up from this summary.
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Cross-posted to hagaren_manga.