Author's Note: A gift for darkblysse for the last sweet charity auction. I finished it and then forgot to actually post it. The prompt she gave me was stripping and a lap dance and I am apparently unable to take things like that at face value.
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In his head, he was going to promise Edward that really, really, despite his odd behavior, he was okay. He opened his mouth to say as much, but all that came out was, “Aren’t you awfully hot in all those clothes?”