The Icon Alchemist (sky_dark) wrote in fm_alchemist,
The Icon Alchemist
sky_dark
fm_alchemist

Crack Theatre - The Shocking Truth



Ed: ARGH, she got another cat! Good Lord, when will it end...it's name isn't Ling, is it?
Kitty!Al: Brother, you'll never believe it, I found a Philospher's Stone!




Ed: Did...did you just talk?
Kitty!Al: Brother it's me, Al!


Ed: Wha...what the fuck?
Kitty!Al: I found a Philospher's Stone under the oven! She said it was probably an old red hot candy, but I used it to perform human or vinyl transmutation and it worked! Look! I have a body now!
Ed: Wha..what the fuck? Was I drinking? Was I smoking? Did Roy slip me more date-rape drugs again?


Kitty!Al: No brother, it's me, it's really me! I can smell and touch and taste and be real again! Only, I seem to have a lot of fur, is that normal? I forget.
Ed: I'd pinch myself but I can't move, this proves this is a nightmare and I'll soon wake up.


Kitty!Al: Well, there was one thing I had to sacrifice. Let me whisper it to you...


Kitty!Al: Brother! Brother?! Did you faint? Can you hear me?

Sometime Later...

Ed: OMG you will not believe this really fucking weird dream I had...
Roy: HEY, check out the babe in the fur coat....



Kitten Wrangling: sky_dark and hakuyama
Disapproving Looks: Ed!Cat from under the kitchen table.
Traumatized: Ed!Doll
Gud spelr: sky_dark

Official Al!Kitten stats: Dr. Lisa Wright of the Sandy Springs Animal Clinic
Stats:
Al is a GIRL
Al is about 5 WEEKS OLD
Al has a CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
Al weighs 1.3 POUNDS


Ed!Cat: Nostalgia is for the weak.

Not appearing in this crack: Roy!Cat
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