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01 August 2009 @ 09:37 pm
Crack Theatre - The Shocking Truth  


Ed: ARGH, she got another cat! Good Lord, when will it end...it's name isn't Ling, is it?
Kitty!Al: Brother, you'll never believe it, I found a Philospher's Stone!




Ed: Did...did you just talk?
Kitty!Al: Brother it's me, Al!


Ed: Wha...what the fuck?
Kitty!Al: I found a Philospher's Stone under the oven! She said it was probably an old red hot candy, but I used it to perform human or vinyl transmutation and it worked! Look! I have a body now!
Ed: Wha..what the fuck? Was I drinking? Was I smoking? Did Roy slip me more date-rape drugs again?


Kitty!Al: No brother, it's me, it's really me! I can smell and touch and taste and be real again! Only, I seem to have a lot of fur, is that normal? I forget.
Ed: I'd pinch myself but I can't move, this proves this is a nightmare and I'll soon wake up.


Kitty!Al: Well, there was one thing I had to sacrifice. Let me whisper it to you...


Kitty!Al: Brother! Brother?! Did you faint? Can you hear me?

Sometime Later...

Ed: OMG you will not believe this really fucking weird dream I had...
Roy: HEY, check out the babe in the fur coat....



Kitten Wrangling: sky_dark and hakuyama
Disapproving Looks: Ed!Cat from under the kitchen table.
Traumatized: Ed!Doll
Gud spelr: sky_dark

Official Al!Kitten stats: Dr. Lisa Wright of the Sandy Springs Animal Clinic
Stats:
Al is a GIRL
Al is about 5 WEEKS OLD
Al has a CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
Al weighs 1.3 POUNDS


Ed!Cat: Nostalgia is for the weak.

Not appearing in this crack: Roy!Cat
 
 
I picked up a cat.: Alfons&Ed ⇢ /cuddles forevershoats on August 2nd, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Okay, cute!cat is cute. And TINY ♥ Great, now I want a kitten even more.
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
you should get a kitten! <3 She is so teeny tiny compared to my very large adult male cats XD
Stetneestetnee on August 2nd, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
/applaud! XD
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
/bows <3333
Between the Mountains and the Sea: CuteKittenanat_astarte on August 2nd, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
LMAO!! This is so cute!!!
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
She's adorable <3333
bakyura.: [edward] so kawaiipleuvoir on August 2nd, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
THAT WAS SO CUTE.
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks! <3333
(no subject) - sky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
nochick_ficsnochick_fics on August 2nd, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
:D

I needed a laugh. Thank you. <3
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
You're welcome <3
militsamilitsa on August 2nd, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD


The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
My new baby! <3333
鏡: raep timekagaminouso on August 2nd, 2009 02:38 am (UTC)
HEY, check out the babe in the fur coat....
AWESOME. XD
semipertinentsemipertinent on August 2nd, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
Ok, so now Crack Theater is supporting genderswitch and furry? XDDD
(no subject) - semipertinent on August 2nd, 2009 04:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Charischarisstoma on August 2nd, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
*giggling helplessly*
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
<33333
グイネーダ: Kermit YAYgwyneda on August 2nd, 2009 05:33 am (UTC)
...kjfkaiurtiw *gurgles and chokes and dies of the cute* jekjakeqwl

excusme me, Al!KittyCrack was just- *bursts into uncontrollable giggles at the thought of Cat!Al traumatizing Ed*

...XD!!!!!!! this stuff is GOLD. PLATINUM EVEN. The one where Kitty paws at Ed killed me so dead XD *too busy laughing to breath* AWESOME lol
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
Thanks! =D
Hello unknown guestbrinylon on August 2nd, 2009 07:09 am (UTC)
She is so fluffy! *nosebleeds*
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
She is a little fuzzball. Ed was all fuzzy like this as a baby, she will probably be short haired like he is!
The Terror that Flaps in the Night: Greed handsjalf on August 2nd, 2009 08:47 am (UTC)
THAT'S SO CUTE! :D

You just won an internet! :D
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
\o/ I won! <3333
Chloe-girl: cutegrass_angel on August 2nd, 2009 09:42 am (UTC)
Eeeee~ fluffy AL!Kitty is so fluffy and adorable.
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Thanks, she is a real cutie! <3333
ALLEYJANDRO ♪: Pikachu: pikachu uses moemoeface!bialleyhoos on August 2nd, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
Is it bad that I'm trying to figure out if doll!Ed is taller than kitty!Al or not?


eee, kitty!Al is so cute! I want one ;;
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
No, she is, but she is not taller than doll!Roy

Thanks! She has four sisters who need a home, too XD
Lialstraightcogar on August 2nd, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! We have a Allyson cat! She's such a little cutie pie! <3 <3
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
She is a little cutie pie, but I'm afraid I named her Alphonse before knowing for sure she was a girl and we decided to leave it Alphonse even though she is a girl XD
pochi_tatsubonpochi_tatsubon on August 2nd, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
aww.. the kitten is so cute!! :3

cool medicom figure of Ed & Roy!! :D
The Icon Alchemistsky_dark on August 2nd, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks, she is very adorable <3333

and omg these are the best dolls ever XD