Summary: Presenting to you: Fullmetal Alchemist High School Drama Deluxe ... with a twist.
Genre: Humour, I hope.
Warnings: AU. Crack. Janitors.
Disclaimer: I wasn't a cow last time I checked.
Words: Two-thousand-and-something. Very short.
A/N: I wrote this a little while ago, but I never bothered to finish it. I found this again today, fixed it up a little, and decided to leave it as it was. Also, please note that morning_murder is the one who set me up to this, and I am therefore free of blame. (*remains happily ignorant*)
( 'TIS A FAKE CUT. )