Panffle (katesmannequin) wrote in fm_alchemist,

And Hilarity, Yet Again, Ensues [2/?]

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Title: And Hilarity, Yet Again, Ensues
Status: Chapter Two of a number of veeeery short, semi-connected fics.
Pairings: None. (But I'm gonna get Greed/Lust in here eventually, as a favor to ennalyra.)
Characters: Ed, Greed, Lust, Envy, and, somehow... Edward and Emmett Cullen. No, I don't get it either.
Words: 754
Rating: PG-13 for language. And for gangster!Greed. And for gratuitous abuse of internet memes (THE GAME, BRO, THE GAME!)
Summary: A parody of bad high school AU's. Ed's punishment for blowing up the chem lab is detention, Envy is killing cheerleaders for no good reason, Growing Up Cullen is quoted, and Greed's a gangster. Hilarity does not ensue.
A/N: Blame danyellalot and maybesane for semi-betaing/inspiring this.

Seriously. Don't read this if you value your sanity.

Dread. Lots of it. Filling EVERY PARTICLE OF ED'S BODY.

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