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FMA Music: "Alchemy Schoolhouse Rock: Rude Expressions!"


FMA Music: "Alchemy Schoolhouse Rock: Rude Expressions!"
Original Lyrics By:
binaryalchemist 
Original Music: "Interjections!" from "Schoolhouse Rock"
Rating: PG-13 for mild profanity
Ever wonder what "Schoolhouse Rock!" would be like in Amestris? Ed, Roy and Winry  now present a musical lesson...well,
language that might get you sent to the Office...
This is part of my FMA filk musical, "FullMENTAL Alchemist--The Musical". There's a video of me performing it live at a con last summer but Ishballa only knows where it is....perhaps we're safer not knowing!
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“RUDE EXPRESSIONS!”

from “Fullmental Alchemist: The Musical

(ttto “Interjections!” from Schoolhouse Rock!)

Written and Performed by The Binary Alchemist

 

Fullmetal was a kid with smarts—uh huh huh

A master of alchemic—a-arts

A miscalculation in

Taboo transmutation

And Ed started hollering RUDE EXPRESSIONS!

“DAMN! This wasn’t supposed to be this way!”

“SHIT! My leg’s gone!”

“HEY! Give me my brother back!”

 

CHORUS

Rude Expressions (DAMN!) show frustration (SHIT!) or annoyance (HEY!)

Generally said in an anime series when the hero makes a point

Where the network rules of censorship aren’t strong—

 

Now the Colonel’s an ambitious man—uh huh huh

To rule Amestris is his—pla-an

The stone’s acquisition

Could bring dreams to fruition

But not without a couple of RUDE EXPRESSIONS!

“DAMN, Ed, you’re acting like a child!”

“SHIT! Would it kill you to follow orders?”

“HEY! You’d better respect me when I’m Fuhrer!”

(CHORUS)

 

So when the Shrimp starts to bark

And Roy starts to snark

Every curse hits the mark

‘Cause rude expressions always start a fight!

 

Machinery is Winry’s thing, uh-huh-huh

And automail’s her favorite bling-bling

But Ed’s confrontations

Are his arm’s runination

And Winry keeps screaming out RUDE EXPRESSIONS!

“DAMN—you only show up when you break something!”

“SHIT! I’ll have to work all night to fix this elbow!”

“HEY Granny—we’re making a fortune off this guy!”

(CHORUS)

 

So when the Fates are unfair

Your quest is nowhere

Venting your spleen clears the air

‘Cause rude expressions always start a fight!

 

Rude Expressions (DAMN!) show frustration (SHIT!) or annoyance (HEY!)

Generally said in an anime series when the hero makes a point

Where the network rules of censorship aren’t strong—

Rude Expressions-- show reluctance or annoyance

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah—YEAAAAAHHHHH!

(spoken)“EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE???MY ASS!”

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