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04 May 2009 @ 12:02 pm
I come bearing more crack than is possibly healthy  
Oh boy. First, let me say that I loved the most recent episode. The mocking that follows has nothing to do with my level of enjoyment.

So I went through the screencaps, thinking that I would find one or two that would be funny and make good luzly captions. I was wrong. I did not find one or two. Or even three or four.

I found 20.


What. Was I. Thinking.

In any case, here are the results. Very image-heavy, you have been warned. ^^;

In (mostly) chronological order (yes, I am anal-retentive) I give you: crack.

Ha! Not buying Innocent!Edward for a second! I read the Elric Family Gaiden Ed, I know what you were really like.

Nightmare Fuel
Why so serious?

And then there was Angst
And the fangirls rejoiced

Al get out of manga
You were all thinking it,.

Leto haz abz
(the real reason Ed didn't give a damn about Leto - he has abs aplenty already :P Mmmm, Ed's abs &hearts)

With Palmtrees
Tru Fax

Roy's oven
Run Roy, save your burning kitchen.

Real serial killers

Sexy (serial) hobo

The Colonel's oven redux
Run Ed, save Roy's burning kitchen

Can't see me
I give you: Ostrich!Ed

Edward's response to all threats.
Just don't try to distract the fangirls that way.


Play dead
I give you Possum!Ed

Inspired by Avatar the Abridged. It's on youtube, check it out.

Sparkles, fear them

Stop playing dead

Curly Hair wut
I have a bit of a fixation on Ed's hair. I'm sorry! It's pretty. Even if it should never actually be that curly.

You poor, poor thing.

And finally, because I really, truly, couldn't resist - with my deepest apologies to Colonel Mustang:

Rum. Gone.
drank it.

Also, something kind of sort of a little bit less crackish: I have quite a bit of fun with these, and I was wondering if anyone else would be interested in starting up a caption contest? We could have one or two images a week, maybe screen the replies like fma_designawards does so the final captions come as a surprise? Ten or fifteen top captions (er...depending entirely of the responses :P). Basically, my question here is: if I start a fma caption contest comm, would people write, read, visit, and enjoy it?

the mad scientist: Rock for mekomikron on May 4th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
I loled so haaaaaard XDDD;
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
I can haz gigglesnort?


glad you loled :D
katesmannequin on May 4th, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
Everything IS better with palm trees. ^^

ALSO: Did anyone else just go "d'awwwwww~" when Riza gave Ed her coat near the end of the episode? I don't ship them or anything, but... that's as close to being moe as you get with Riza. XD
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
Your icon! Ed!withhishairdown! EDWITHHISHAIRDOWN!!! EDWITHHISHAIRDOWNEDWITHHISHAIRDOWNEDWITHHISHAIRDOWN!!!! &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hears *drools*

er...I mean - yes! Palm trees. They are good. Also they have abs. Ed with his hair down.

BigSister!Riza ftw! Also Havoc running to get Ed. AAaawwwww &hearts

I wonder if Roy's decision to use his alchemy rather than just stay back and let everyone deal with Scar was at all motivated by concern/protectiveness for the Elrics. Or if he was just pissed that this prick killed a little girl and was walking around picking off State Alchemists. *who knows*

Protectiveness makes me all squishy inside &hearts ^^
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insanityin3d on May 4th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
HA! Love, absolute LOVE! YOU, my dear chum, are quite the silly one. X3
eiliem: Splitscreeneiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
I blame Ed.

And Arakawa.

And Roy's shocked!face.

And also Jack Sparrow. because everything is Jack's fault, didn't you know :P

But mostly it is BONES's fault because if it weren't for the SPLITSCREEN OF DAMNATION and HULKSMAH!Cornello, I never would have started these...and now I can't stop ^^;

Very glad you enjoyed ~_^
reversing the polarity of the neutron flowshinraisei on May 4th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
Oh this is totally in the spirit of the crack-y humour that was abound during the first series. Ahh *nostalgic*
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
Ah, I missed the crack the first time 'round :(

So I must make it up anew ^^

- were there any running gags in the fandom from the last anime? I know of Sexy Hobo and I'm going to assume that Palm Tree is a holdover from the 1st anime...I love fandom memes, they are funny &hearts
Crimsonlifeless09 on May 4th, 2009 06:38 pm (UTC)
Haha these were silly. Definitely awesome.
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
XD thank you
Amanda Elanor Tribble: Fangirlsyun_min on May 4th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
These are, to try and find the right word, absolutely awesome.

This Post=crack love
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
Crack = love.

Screw Leto - worship crack. *nodnod* :P

Thank you :D

You icon is funny and cute XD Oh Elric boys :P
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g_manluver on May 4th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
YOU WIN FREE INTERNET!! Seriously make more of these in future episodes, they're lovely :>
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
Free internet!! &hearts SCORE

And just in time for me to implement my grand plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! With CRACK! (Gluttony may be my royal consort if Pride ever spits him up)

No fear of seeing more of these - I have become addicted ^^;
Anna: FMA - Xiao Mei - kill! :Pkookiety on May 4th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)



Ostrich Ed, the ARMSTRONG sparkles and the striptease are my favourites :D

Mmmmmm he does look good... I want to fluff his hair *fluffs and runs off*

... Pssshhht do you know there used to be an fma crack community (not talking about capslock_fma) called envy_lightbulb... ? Well - it's still there... but dead... ;_;
I only just found it yesterday... We need MOAR CRACK!! PEOPLE NEED TO BRING EET TO LIFE...please.
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
yayz glomp!tackles! &hearts

Forget the panda - Armstrong's sparkle will eet j00

Edward has beautiful hair and I am very much in love with it along with his abs...and biceps...and general bishie-ness &hearts ...but mostly the hair

I haven't been sucked into fanfic yet - but I can bring the crack. :P

(Ostrich!Ed is hiding from Armstrong's sparkles)
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k40_ch4n: ed mainsk40_ch4n on May 4th, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
I loved the "GTFO out of my manga panel", I was indeed thinking it XD And Ed's hair curls way too much *-*
eiliemeiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
Muahaha - mad great minds think alike XD

I think the curly was very pretty. And fluffy. And pretty. And I liked it. But it was not true to Ed's hair. Hence the gentle teasing (in hot pink) :P

Also, it made Ed look quite a bit younger and more vulnerable, which I thought was an interesting angle to take. I mean, you go back to the early chapters and, holy crap Ed looks like a baby compared to now (*steals him and feeds him milk and cookies*) but in this episode I noticed there was quite a bit of deliberate "lets make Ed look as young and vulnerable and small and young and pathetic and young as possible so that the viewers will feel really scared and sad and bad for him"

Because the manga wasn't woobieish enough XP

This isn't actually a complaint, just...funny. BONES is a lot like the worst stereotype of fangirl sometimes - they just can't resist the ANGST!

btw - your icon = &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts
Sabriel: Heartsabrtooth on May 4th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Roy's oven face floored me. Probably because I have made the same discovery myself numerous times.
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
Roy's oven face was pure gold, I couldn't not use it. Also it would be the height of irony if any part of his home burnt down :P

I have very fortunately never left the oven on although I've ruined soups/pasta on the stove in this manner but I forget stuff All. The. Time!
koryoskoryos on May 4th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
Laaawlz <3

I can't use photoshop, but I'd totally read a coption comm!
koryos: cuuuutekoryos on May 4th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
*caption >>
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Rachelsubarashiine on May 4th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
Awww I love these!
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
thank you!

Is that you in your icon? The pink hair is great!
fleur_eternellefleur_eternelle on May 4th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha! "Killing little children has never been so sexy" = W.I.N.!

I'll enjoy a caption contest!
eiliemeiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:36 pm (UTC)
I was totally thinking it right after the Nina episode, but I thought it would probably be tasteless just then. So I saved it ;P

Poor Nina - Scar's a good guy now but, dayum he was an evil S.O.B. when we first met him. Moral Event Horizon, man. 'course, you could probably say the same thing about Roy in Ishval, and Marcoh, and Knox; oh Arakawa, you and your complex characters &hearts

I'm pretty excited for a caption contest, I'll have to look up how to start a comm :D
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Rynne Parker: Gurren Lagann: Niaacediance on May 4th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
Awesome. I really adore the first one. LOL! XD These are like FMA macros.

The one caption with Scar, Roy, and Riza makes them look like they're in the middle of playing a basketball game and Roy and Scar are on opposing teams (I think Scar just made the basket, though).

eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
Pshhh, Scar would pwn Roy at basketball everyday, any day. But Armstrong would beat him "this play has been passed down through the Armstrong for generations!"

Ed, of course, would hate basketball ("who's too short to reach the basket!?"). But I bet he'd be a wicked awesome hockey player - speedy little monkey. Or soccer. If he ever gave up on his dream of being a gymnast, of course :P

I think Roy's game would be volleyball. *nodnod* Riza'd be good at it too.

Fuery would play curling with Falman. And I can see Breda as a basketballer too...for some reason.

Havoc -> hockey? Except he's since switched to basketball - with arms like those how could he not? :P

Winry would play baseball - she'd be pitcher :P

What would Al's game be? Hockey and soccer with his brother? Football? (*does not like football*)
militsa: Izumi2iconmilitsa on May 4th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)
I'm all for a weekly caption contest!

And yes, yes, I most certainly was thinking "Alphonse get out of that manga panel!!!" One of my all time favorites. Win win win.
eiliem: What is fanfiction?eiliem on May 4th, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
lol. The thing that made me most sad about Al's presence is that it meant we didn't get Ed's "it hurts" line, which slays me dead every time I read it. ah well :P We got the nightmare, which was actually beyond my expectations and made me very happy &hearts

...also the Nina thing was creepy as hell just the way I like it ~_^

Oh good, people are keen on a caption contest, this is exciting!!