Title: EDsel and GretAL.
Word Count: 1769
Characters: Alphonse, Edward, Roy, Gluttony
Summary: Hansel and Gretal, Elric style. ^_~
Warnings: Crack, some minor groping
A/N: Seriously, this thing's got more crack than at a plumbers' convention (lol, thanks for the line, Spandy! xD)!! I've actually been meaning to write this for quite a while now, so this prompt was the kick in the arse I needed to get going on it. XD I make no apologies for brain-breakage or hernias caused by laughter. XD; And thanks to Krunk for helping me out with a few things, and sending a few accidental ideas my way! <3
Written for the 'AU' prompt at </a></b></a>fma_fic_contest . Didn't place, but had loads of fun writing it! \o/
The Brothers Grimm, Brothers Elric style...