Boatship | Frequently Asked Questions | Taken Characters | Reservations |Locations |
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker.
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker.
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker.
This boat engine makes noise, motherfucker.
Welcome to the S.S. Boatship, the most popular luxury cruise liner you've never heard of. You found your tickets in that box of cereal you had this morning for breakfast. Is it a safe cruise? We don't know. Is it a fun cruise? Maybe. Do you have anything better to do with your time? No, so welcome aboard.
Most of your time will be spent enjoying the luxuries the cruise has to offer. There's fine dining, entertainment, karaoke, mini-golf, swimming pools, and even a miniature waterslide park! Occasionally, however, the S.S. Boatship will arrive at a port. Each port is different in its own unique and special snowflake way, so this is where we'll change it up a little. See the FAQs for more information on ports.