Character/Fandom: Jean Havoc/Roy Mustang. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Word Count: 2403
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is © Hiromu Arakawa. I will make no capitol benefit from this.
Author's Notes: Written for 5drunkfics for the prompt "Confessions." Heavily reliant on the traditional drinking song "Show Me the Way to Go Home." I had to call my dad to find out what the verses were, since he's the only person I've ever heard use them (couldn't even find them on the internet,) and I then had to alter them a bit to make them work in the FMA universe.
Havoc’s not so drunk that he doesn’t recognize the vicious cycle, but he’s way too far gone to conceive a plan to get out of it.