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Letters RoyxEd Style

Title: Letters
Author: sapphyre_kikyo
Pairing: RoyxEd
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: I was bored during class...sue me.



To: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist
From: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist


-Colonel
I am writing to you from Turtle. Al and I were having a great time until this crazy alchemist with plans for world domination showed up and decided to fight. He had illegal chimeras that were quickly taken apart and immobilized. Unfortunately, some damage was taken to the city during the exchange. Attached is the bill from the city.

-Edward Elric


To: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
From: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist


-Fullmetal
While I appreciate your early report, I am disappointed that you have yet again managed to single-handedly destroy a city. The money has been docked from your pay. Please refrain from future excuses to dock your pay.

-Roy Mustang
Flame Alchemist



To: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist
From: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist


-Bastard Colonel
How am I supposed to live off of 100 cen for a month? You're tying to kill Al and me off!

-Edward



To: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
From: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist


-Shorty
I'm sure that Al will be fine, however, I'm a bit worried about your person. Make sure to watch out for boots.

-Mustang


To: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist
From: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist


-Fucking Old Man
WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE'LL GET SQUISHED LIKE A BUG?!

-Ed


To: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
From: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist


-Ed
You. Now stop wasting my paper.

-Roy


To: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist
From: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist


-Roy
Still up for dinner tomorrow?

-Ed

To: Major Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
From: Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist


-Ed
I'll meet you at the usual place at eight.

-Roy

The End
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