Rating: PG-13 for inappropriate taverns.
Spoilers: If you squint?
Summary: Ed bets Roy that he can find him a girl by the end of the month. Many unfortunate encounters ensue.
Notes: Written for anotherfmafan's contest. I make absolutely no excuses for this, I'm just happy I got it finished in time! This is so unbelievably last-minute. XD
(Blind dates were notoriously disastrous affairs, and Roy, being of usually sound mind, avoided them if at all possible. Of course, sound mind and Edward Elric were probably two mutually exclusive things.)