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27 May 2004 @ 06:27 pm
Good fanservice, wrong pairing! XD  
*Delurks* Hehe, I was looking for pics of the new FMA "Photo Collection" trading cards today. Managed to find this one and I couldn't resist posting it up. ^_^

Click here for hunky, chest-baring military men! XD

Roy looks droolsome as usual, with his shirt unbuttoned and that come-hither smirk on his face. :9~ Methinks his pants are a wee bit too tight. XD But why oh why is Armstrong (flexed muscles and sparkles included) there on the same card? It...just somehow looks wrong. O_o;
 
 
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SUGGESTIONS? THOUGHTS? YOUR MOTHER? (Biz.): *53><0rz*officialbizness on May 27th, 2004 07:27 am (UTC)
Armstrong put both his outrageously built arms on either side of Ed, effectively trapping him in sparkling embrace.

Ed whimpered and futilely tried to defend his crotch by covering it with his hands.

"Oooh," moaned Armstrong, "you are already so turned on, my mere presence is enough to make you cry out and touch yourself..."

"No!" Ed squeaked, batting a few invasive sparkles out of the way. "I don't want to touch or be touched by anything! I am the least aroused I have ever been in my life! Please, sir, rethink what we're about to do. It's just... wrong! And very unappealing!"

Armstrong just grinned wildly and crushed his lips to Edward's, earning a muffled cry of terror from the boy as well as a sneeze when half his mustache buried itself in Ed's left nostril. "But our love is so true, young Elric! We must fornicate tonight!"

"NO!" Ed screamed, but by then it was too late.

Armstrong had ripped off his remaining clothes and was now proudly displaying the Armstrong Family Grand And Mighty Schlong.

Ed fainted on the spot.
angsty lemon ukewabisuke on May 27th, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
I'll go drink caustic acid now, thanks.
SUGGESTIONS? THOUGHTS? YOUR MOTHER? (Biz.): I AM NO MAN. UM. I MEAN BEAN.officialbizness on May 27th, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
I HAVE THE POWER TO KEEEEEEEELL. :D
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tenkou_kisei on May 27th, 2004 07:54 am (UTC)
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I literally screamed out loud when I read that. Thank god no one's home. :| ADSFPOASDSPFJSAP!!!!!

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That was horrible. >__>;;
SUGGESTIONS? THOUGHTS? YOUR MOTHER? (Biz.)officialbizness on May 27th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
That was horrible.

Yes, yes it was. <3 >:D

Maybe I'll write a full version after I finish my essay.
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scientific on May 27th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
YOU FUCKING ROCK.
(no subject) - officialbizness on May 27th, 2004 08:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
summerwolf on May 27th, 2004 08:01 am (UTC)
...............

...............That could've easily been horror movie of the year.

*faints*
Magmachan: magma ^_^magmachan on May 27th, 2004 08:02 am (UTC)
wow, that pairing is more disturbing than many things XD i was amused by the sparkle-swatting XD lmao
sugaahcube on May 27th, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)
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.........omg. ::shoots self!:: I am...disturbed. XD
Saya Aensland: BWAHAHA!saya_aensland on May 27th, 2004 10:10 am (UTC)
*SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER* XDDDD *pounding desk with fist*
Kalika Maxwellkalikamaxwell on May 27th, 2004 10:25 am (UTC)
Considering I wrote Armstrong x Al a while ago, I can only love you for writing this one. *loves you lots* Only, I think mine's worst because Al was perfectly willing. XD

I have no idea why Armstrong grew so much on me. But everything about his pink sparkles now fills me with glee and mad cackles.
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hanase: Nooo!!!hanase on May 27th, 2004 11:19 am (UTC)
Oh my bloody god?! What did you do to my eyes!!! Ahahahahaahaahhhaha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You seriously killed me. XD|||||||||||
レテル: ed bootay + biztheinsanelethael on May 27th, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)
*DYING over here*
I have an interview in an hour and I can't think about proper responses to "Why do you want to work at ____" except "OH GOD THE SEARING PAIN THAT IS ArmstrongxEd!"
*wheeze*
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Starhoshi_shouri on May 27th, 2004 01:51 pm (UTC)
What happened to my ass? Oh right, you made me laugh it off.
ex_sockren on June 7th, 2004 12:51 am (UTC)
ahahahaha lmfao omg I love you