She did something alright.
T (Friend): Cheer up. ... Here, think of Envy!
Me: ... **a little less pissed**
T: Yes. Yes! Envy! And the other one you like. The big one!
Me: **Thinking: Can't be thinking of Ed. Armstrong?! No, I've never told her about him, and she hasn't watched the series.** ... Big one?
T: Yeah!! The big one! You know... the ... he.... his eyes are like this **makes little circles with her hands*
Me: ... wait.... WAIT?! GLUTTONY?!
T: Yeah! That one! Think of him and Envy paired up!
Me; *Look crosses face**
T: See! There you ... !
Me: **Look goes to pure horror*
T: NO! STOP!! DON'T PICTURE IT!! ENVY x ED!! ENVY X ED!!!
Me: **Starts smiling a little**
T: And Gluttony. NO!!! DON'T PICTURE IT!!
....I swear, I'll give someone a cookie if they do any sort of fanart/fic with any of the above pairings.