Rating: Erm, let's go with NC-17.
Word Count: 1,448
Warnings: Um. AT. I will warn that you could construe one-sided Elricest from this if you so desired but I feel that it would be a stretch.
Notes: Thanks to sutlers, who looked at it along the way but hasn't seen the final version. One day I will bake her a rhubarb pie. Written for the fma_fuh_q March challenge.
Oh, Al, you're such an adorable perv.