Rating: PG (violence)
Word Count: 574
A/N: Was talking to hieronymousb about how I wished Envy would get a hobby or something other than just constantly obsessessing about Hoho or Ed. She told me to write it, so here it is. Hey, for all we know Envy could be a closet opera fan. And there's of course some action, cuz, gotta have plot.
( In another life, Envy thought he'd make a great actor. )