Hey, hey, so this thing's good for sendin' out a distress call, right? 'Cause look, much as I like the change in scenery, the company here sucks. So, anybody got a boat they wanna come pick me up with? I've been stuck on this i_s_l_a_n_d_rp for way too long.
The pipsqueak and his brother ain't much fun. And someone get this damn soldier away from me... yeah, I mean you Smokey. Don't look at me like that! It ain't polite to look over peoples' shoulders while they're tiop... tyop... rtypi... TYPING.
GOD DAMMIT, I CAN'T TYPE WITH THESE HANDS.
Ooh, maybe I cna.
...CAN. CAN damn it.
That's it, I give up.
((So! IC RP pimping post! If this isn't allowed, feel free to delete. Reply and I'll comment as Barry if you like. Island's FMA cast will be running around also, so they may jump in. Our FMA cast is sadly small, so come check out the community info to see who's free and APPLY PLZ. If you bring me a Riza, Barry will love you.))